Um, excuse me, Olaf Hajek? Terribly sorry to bother you, but you see, discovering your work has led me to covet your work, which in turn has robbed me of at least a handful of precious hours that I should be studying for final exams. What’s that? You’re awfully sorry for disrupting my Ordinary, not to mention my flashcard making, and wish to send me these autographed works?
Oh Olaf, you’re too kind.