Tickle me and you’ll regret it. Pinch me, and your jugular will never recover from my swift and accurate judo chop. Aim small, miss small.
I’ve never been one to wear pink on Valentine’s day, or green on St. Patrick’s Day because I take pride in denoting my mood and personality through my clothes. Restrictions make me uneasy, especially when they’re reinforced with pinches. This year, I will be downplaying the green theme. Keep it subtle, keep it sexy.